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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Roxanne has gotten the idea to give Megamind grammar lessons to help ease his anxiety about speaking mistakes. It...doesn't go well and Megamind seeks help from his old friend. Unfortunately, Metro Man isn't the most well put together person either. But they'll figure it out.

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    07 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Israel Fucking Hands had never been so fucking embarassed in his life. Here he sat, on a plush, silk chaise lounge, with that fucking dandy-man prancing around him in not much but a robe. And he himself? Fuck, he was wearing naught but his linen shirt. Normally, the shirt was perfect for keeping himself cool, but now it was unbearably hot. With Lucius, fucking Lucius, giving him glances with dirty intentions from the corner, and Ed cooly watching him undress, Izzy had already had quite the time not acting as hot and bothered as he already was.

    “Everyone needs a good Banyan, Israel!” Stede flounced, waving his hand in the air for emphasis. “What else are you supposed to relax in?!”

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    25 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    "None of that matters now, though. The Blackbeard that returned from the stupid fucking English was not Edward any longer. The creature inhabiting Bonnet’s old quarters was vengeful and seething and sloppy. Izzy had been so fucking sure that this is what Edward needed to be safe again, but now it felt like he was in more danger than ever. The persona was no longer armor that could protect him from the constant siege of piracy; now, it was his excuse. Edward lept into battle left-side-first, tracking every possible attack and leaning into it. Blood, his own and that of anyone in his way, spattered the new life the two of them were sharing. Izzy tried to revel in the return of Edward’s attention, but everything smelled like bitter iron and danger. The longer the behavior went on, the more sure Izzy became that he had fucked up so badly there might be no way back. "
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    Just forwarding my "Izzy and Ed talk to each other like adult men" agenda

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    19 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Oh fuck,” he faintly hears. Suddenly there’s a jug of water at his lips that Stede doesn’t even take hold from Ed, just tilts his head back to gulp frantically. It’s not until it starts to trickle out of his mouth that he guides Ed’s hand away.

    “Christ on a bicycle, what was that?” Stede gasps.

    “It’s weed, mate, what’d you think it was?” Ed half-shouts.

    “Tobacco!”

    “What? I thought you’d know the difference!”

    “You think I’ve smoked that before?” Stede asks incredulously.

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    19 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    The victimology of their new Unsub matches a certain doctor in physical appearance, with one key difference.
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    “I understand, we don’t have much time. It’s fine, I can do it.”
    “Yeah, Pretty Boy over here is a lady killer,” Derek said with a laugh that made Reid think it was likely he was using sarcasm.
    Hotch flinched at the statement before facing Reid with something apologetic in his face. “Which is why I asked Morgan here, I had hoped he could give you some… ah,” Hotch’s eyebrows creased. “Tutelage. Our current research shows that the victim type is slim, blonde, and… confident.”
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    Derek Morgan has to teach Spencer Reid how to act like a cocky asshole in clubs. The prompt that I was going to turn into a PWP and instead wrote a slow burn romance about.

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    27 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Moried slowburn 😳