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    “He can’t hear you,” Vic says, touching Aaron’s arm.

    Aaron frowns. “What?”

    “Robert,” she says, gesturing at the blond standing by the bar. "He’s deaf, and he doesn’t wear his hearing aid.”

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    "Don’t,” Aziraphale says firmly, “Stop me now. I’m moving in with you.”
    “And I’m,” says Crowley wearily, “A racing car passing by like Lady Godiva. I’m gonna go, go, go—”
    “Home?” Aziraphale suggests.
    “Yeah,” says Crowley, faintly. “Home.”

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    02 Dec 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    27 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Crowley struggles to come to terms with his role in the Ineffable Plan. Aziraphale struggles to eat an ice cream.

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    27 Nov 2019

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    If it weren’t for Aziraphale’s persistence, they wouldn’t have had a sex life at all, and Crowley was a demon, for goodness sake! Aziraphale didn’t understand it.

    (Aziraphale has the communication skills of a doorknob. Crowley isn't any better.)

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    26 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Ha!” Crowley said, pointing one of those long index fingers in Aziraphale’s face. “That wasn’t yesterday! That was Monday!”

    It's the day after Crowley and Aziraphale thwarted their respective home offices and saved the world - and it keeps being that day again and again and again.

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    25 Nov 2019