thespottedowl



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  1. Summary

    a selection of half-baked one-shots, generally plotless.

    requests are always open; however, I don't write a lot of mainstream ships.

    please be kind - I'm still recovering from a long hiatus!

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    After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?

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    19 Sep 2019

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    Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve, to be bred and monitored until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.

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    31 Jul 2019

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    Sleep deprivation, an overly affectionate disposition, and a petty ass attitude do not mix well. Tony knows better.

    He blames the sleep deprivation the most.

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    29 Jul 2019

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    An Iron Man 3 AU, wherein Steve was defrosted too early, and after a couple of lonely decades working for SHIELD, decides to retire and run a hardware store called Mister Fixit’s in suburban Miami.

    Tony Stark, presumed dead, presumed not-Iron Man, needs to make some weapons to take on the Mandarin’s mansion. A non-chain store that takes cash and doesn’t ask questions is just what Tony needs.

    Steve becomes intrigued by the mysterious mechanic that keeps buying things from his store, but when he becomes more aware of what Tony the Mechanic is up to, is Steve ready to be this close to the world of superheroes again?

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    07 Jun 2019

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    Steve is not coping well in the twenty-first century. At all. Three months after the Chitauri invasion, he decides he's had enough.

    But just as he's about to end it all, he runs into the new hero in town.

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    17 Jan 2019