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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    How does one hope to convey the depth of feelings built up over millennia to an angel who has most likely heard all the words in the English language? Crowley attempts to find out by studying some of Aziraphale's beloved pieces of literature.

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    Basically just a fic full of mutual pining, misunderstandings, and Crowley endowed with the ability to quote Austen on command.

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    23 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    They're coworkers in town for a conference, but a storm has knocked the power out in the hotel where they were supposed to be staying, so Crowley and Aziraphale brave the storm and find their way to a charming little B&B, which has one room available, and it's the honeymoon suite, which only has one bed, and now Aziraphale is injured and needs to be looked after, and oh no now the power's out here too but at least they have the soft flickering glow of the candlelight but OH NO the heating's gone off too and it's getting VERY cold and Newt's the one trying to fix it... whatever will Aziraphale and Crowley do?

    AKA, what happens when I try to squeeze as many tropes as I possibly can into one story.

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    27 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    Now in podfic form!

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    25 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.

    Aziraphale has to help put him back together.

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    16 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    The follow-up to (Please Don't) Look Into My Eyes!

    It's one year later and Aziraphale's eye test is due, and of course, Crowley is going to do it. Some rather unprofessional behaviour in the consultation chair ensues, but Aziraphale is wary of the CCTV camera pointing at them.

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    05 Nov 2020

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