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    Grad student Rey is addicted to watching nature documentaries narrated by the mysterious Kylo Ren. In fact, listening to him recite animal facts is her favorite masturbation inspiration.

    One day, the poetry class she TAs for has a guest lecturer: Ben Solo, a large, cranky man with gorgeous hair, adorable glasses... and a very compelling voice.

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    09 Dec 2019

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    La Vita Nuova"
    by Dante Alighieri

    In that book which is my memory,
    On the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you,
    Appear the words, ‘Here begins a new life.’

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    Fundamentalist Christian Ben Solo really wants to save Rey Johnson, the self proclaimed Witch who works for his father.

    Rey Johnson might end up saving Ben Solo instead.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    “They’ll treat you fairly. They have to, after everything.”

    “I don’t particularly want to discuss it now. I was trying to enjoy this night, you might recall.”

    “Well, the party’s back there,” she quips, downright relieved to hear the ever-present dryness back in his voice in place of the utterly bleak defeat of just a moment before. “Not sure how you missed it.”

    “You seem to have a very different definition of the word enjoy than I do.”

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    The war is over, Snoke dead at Rey and Kylo's hands. The two of them find themselves feeling a bit out of place as the Resistance celebrates, and decide that the answer is a bit of good old fashioned Corellian whiskey. Enjoyed responsibly, of course. And in private.

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    02 Dec 2019

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    It's not Rey's fault that her computer literally never works, but tell that to the grumpy IT guy who never leaves the basement.

    This was my excuse to write witty online banter and desk sex.

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    01 Dec 2019

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    Rey Johnson has found herself down on her luck lately. A week long vacation to Hawaii for her best friend’s destination wedding should be just the thing she needs, only her day has been hell. Hell, her year has been hell. When the hot bartender with that fucking mouth makes her an enticing proposition, she finds herself unable to refuse.
    Besides, it isn’t as if she’ll ever see him again...

    Now with a translation in Russian!
    В сердце отпечатана

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    27 Nov 2019