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    Spencer and Sam drink too much coffee.

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    AU in which the B.A.U. and the Winchesters play music instead of fighting evil. Much gay, many chaos.

    Most of these can be read as standalones; there's no plot to speak of, just shenanigans and fluff!

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    It’s dark and there are wolves howling and the only thing standing between Clint and death by wild beast is the hand he’s got clutching his stomach where his guts are threatening to make an unwelcome appearance.

    He really shoulda asked for more details when Natasha called him up and asked him to help Captain America search the Russian countryside for his long lost best friend who'd just tried to kill him in D.C.

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    23 Sep 2021

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    Bucky is an expert at taking care of Steve, who is small and angry and prone to getting sick. He keeps chicken noodle soup in the freezer, a spare inhaler in his backpack, and is always there to finish the many, many fights he starts.

    He doesn't know how to take care of Clint, though. And he really, really wants to.

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    22 Sep 2021

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    When Barney Barton dies and leaves behind two feral children who’ve never seen the inside of a classroom, it’s just the last fuck up in a life marked by fuck ups.

    Clint knows all about the government’s extensive networks of foster families, though, and he’s determined to do his best to keep Kate and Lila out of it.

    But he might need a little help. Luckily, Bucky’s got some experience with feral children.

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    19 Sep 2021

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    Bucky's not sure what he expects when he picks up the free local paper in his therapist's office, but it's not advice on losing things in his butt, that's for sure.

    In which Bucky Barnes is a recovering war vet with a whole bunch of issues, none of which can be solved by a small time sex advice therapist, no matter how pretty his smile is.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    In Bucky’s day, he wouldn’t have bothered to film an interrogation. Hell, in Bucky’s day, he wouldn’t have had the tech for filming, let alone live streaming.

    And he certainly wouldn’t have been ballsy enough to do it unless he was damn sure he’d pull it off. These assholes, the ones who took Clint, they’ve got no idea what they’re in for, but Clint’s been profiting off other people underestimating him since he was a kid.

    And Bucky’s lookin’ forward to seeing Clint show these assholes what he can do.

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    16 Sep 2021