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    The worst part is Harry’s got no idea why Malfoy keeps sending him invites. He’s never replied to a single one. And if the whole dinner is as exclusive and sought-after as the Prophet keeps breathlessly reporting, then presumably the only reason Malfoy wants him there is in his capacity as the Chosen One. So, really, he can fuck right off. Harry doesn’t care about Draco Malfoy’s redemption tour. And he’s certainly not going to help him with it.

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    Cas asks Dean to marry him, and Dean can't think of a reason to say no.

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    "Dean," Cas says calmly, gingerly sitting his fork down, and oh, this is gonna be a thing, Dean can tell. Sure enough, it is because Cas goes on to say, "What would you think if I suggested we get married?"

    Dean blinks and swallows the food in his mouth, staring at Cas curiously. "I would think...you were either on drugs or going insane, why?"

    "I'm not inebriated, nor mentally unstable."

    "I—I…" Dean takes in a deep breath, then blows it out heavily. "Cas, you're not fucking with me, are you?"

    "I'm not," Cas tells him.

    "Okay," he says, "fuck it, let's get hitched."

    "Thank you," Cas murmurs sincerely, then picks his fork back up and goes right back to eating.

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    07 Feb 2021

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    McCree takes a new contract. It's pretty decent as contracts go: the pay is good, the perks even better, and he's got two competent companions to fight at his side when the monsters come.

    Then a third companion arrives and ruins everything.

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    02 Jan 2021

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    “C’mere,” Boba says, exasperated as he watches Din checking his blasters over for the thousandth time.

     

    Din looks up at him, but he doesn’t move except to set his blaster aside. “What is it?”

     

    “You’re upsetting everybody stalking around with your back up like a pissed off akk. I’m gonna fuck it out of you if you need to relax that bad.” He says it plainly, his arms crossed over his chest.

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    19 Dec 2020

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    Draco has finally found the perfect, rare piece to complete his collection. The only problem is that the item belongs to Harry Potter, the last wizard on earth Draco wants to ask another favour from.

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    12 Dec 2020