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    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

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    28 Jan 2019

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    From the prompt: Harry has always enjoyed the taste of the people he kisses, but he's never felt the spark that others describe. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and he gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and voila! An electric current! The next morning he can't remember who that person was, but MUST find him or her again.

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    14 Sep 2018

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    Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

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    14 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Consider this: seven whole years after graduating from Watford, Simon unknowingly moves into the same apartment building as Baz.

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    18 Aug 2018

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    Having a roommate was really the worst for anything involving privacy.

    Especially wanking.

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    24 Jul 2018