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    Hindsight is twenty-twenty they say, but that would also require the person to have eyes (figuratively) and brain cells (literally) in the first place.

    Or, that time Wei Ying married Lan Zhan without realizing it. For like, a whole year.

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    09 Nov 2019

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    Afterwards, Lan Xichen would wonder that if Young Master Wei and Wangji hadn’t been so completely oblivious about their feelings for each other, he might have remained in seclusion after all. But honestly, how can anyone be expected to remain quiet while witnessing such a ridiculous amount of mutual pining?

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    09 Nov 2019

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    “Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.”

    “Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?”

    “…”

    “I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.

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    All Wei Wuxian wants is a lifetime of Lan Zhan, please and thank you. If that takes a public wedding at Cloud Recesses to achieve, so be it. First, he just has to get through Lan Qiren’s classes on dignity, restrain himself from being too shameless with Lan Zhan before the wedding, keep Jiang Cheng from scowling himself to death over walking in on intimate moments, keep Jiang Cheng and Lan Zhan from having a go at each other, try to make Lan Xichen as happy as possible and get Jin Ling to call him uncle again.

    He can totally do all that.

    Can’t he?

    (No, but he can at least try his best.)

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    Truly, only Wei Wuxian could manage to get himself into a kidnapping back and forth farce. Jiang Cheng just wants to mend things. Lan Zhan just wants to start things. Neither is willing to let the other have the last say when it comes to Wei Wuxian, and Wei Wuxian... Well. He’d rather like to have both a (to-be) husband and a brother, actually. (Or in which Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji kidnap Wei Wuxian back and forth until Wei Wuxian has had it.)

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