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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    Steve never planned on becoming an Avenger, but it's a responsibility he's long since accepted. Would he rather be putting his art degree to use? Sure, but someone's gotta do the dirty work. Fighting aliens, dismantling Hydra, hunting the Winter Soldier— his life can be painful but the safety of the world is worth a bit of pain.
    The last person Steve expects to challenge that belief is the Winter Soldier himself.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Steve never planned on becoming an Avenger, but it's a responsibility he's long since accepted. Would he rather be putting his art degree to use? Sure, but someone's gotta do the dirty work. Fighting aliens, dismantling Hydra, hunting the Winter Soldier— his life can be painful but the safety of the world is worth a bit of pain.
    The last person Steve expects to challenge that belief is the Winter Soldier himself.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Bucky should have never intervened...

    But 'should have' has never been his strong suit. Which is how he finds himself in a cell, with the inexplicable urge to protect the human charged with holding him captive from the aberrant lycan threat rising up around them. He thinks it can't get worse... until a strangely familiar face is staring at him through the bars, out for his blood.

    That's when things start to get really interesting.

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    17 Jul 2021

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    After being chemically castrated for the entirety of his time as Hydra’s Winter Soldier, Bucky is attempting to recover his life—with the help of his oldest and best friend—when seventy years of a denied libido suddenly comes raging back in a series of graphic hallucinations. Steve is there to help.

    (Or: Bucky Barnes’s dick wakes up after a seven-decade nap. It is very interested in Steve Rogers.)

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    Post-CA:TWS / AOU canon divergence, set at the Avengers up-state facility.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    Steve found the Sewing Bee by chance when looking for something to play in the background while he worked, and he was immediately enamored by the show. Everything from the judges, to the stupidly attractive host, not to mention the skill of the contestants and their obvious camaraderie appealed to him. So he applied, and managed to make it on the show.
    He just hoped that the presence of the previously mentioned stupidly attractive host wouldn't manage to distract him from his bid to win.

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    25 Mar 2021