thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    Girl Meets Boy; Boy Meets Girl. They fall in love. Then it gets complicated.

    "Where does that leave you?" Tony wondered.

    "Odd man out, I think," Darcy replied.

    *COMPLETE*

    Darcy Lewis is Tony Stark's daughter. This is a story about family, the Stark Legacy, Darcy and Steve falling in love, and bringing Bucky Barnes home. Loving one person isn't easy. Loving two? Much harder.

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    16 Aug 2019

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    Darcy is thirty feet out of Stark-cum-Avengers Tower when she starts craving cinnamon rolls--the sticky-sweet iced-up old-fashioned kind, yummy and messy and dripping gooshy icing all over your mouth and hands and down your yuuuup, yup, that is a super, super fertile omega that she is smelling, holy shit is it ever.

    “Jesus Christ,” she groans in frustration, then follows her alpha instincts (and, more easily and importantly, her nose) to go track them down. They’re in the middle of New York City; middle of the day or not, not checking on somebody who smells like that is, like, the ultimate dick move.

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    03 Aug 2019

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    Stiles and Derek are getting along, but they’re not a family, and they’re sure as hell not mates. Christ, they’re basically just two stupid guys who happened to get pregnant because of a full moon and sheer dumb luck.

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    21 Jul 2019

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    Steve Rogers has spent his entire life lonely while being surrounded by people. But this time he's dealing with it in a completely unfamiliar world. He just wants someone to belong to. Que the smart-mouthed asshole he meets randomly in a coffee shop, their slightly volatile courtship, complete harassment from his teammates... and the worst timed alien invasion ever.

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    Coupla’ Assholes from Brooklyn with PTSD, and More Balls Than They Have Sense. - A Thesis by Sam Wilson

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    16 Jul 2019

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    Stiles is plenty organized when it comes to important stuff like his work okay?
    It's just little things like finding his wallet, charging his phone, and keeping track of who the hell he has a date with that he has trouble with.
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    Both men spot him at the same time. “Stiles?” they say in unison, and then stare at each other, looking slightly put out.
    “This is your date?” Peter says, a crease appearing between his brows.
    “Well, yeah.” (Chris, the mechanic’s name is Chris, Stiles’ mind finally supplies.)
    Two sets of eyes turn to him, and Stiles has a sudden sinking feeling in his gut. He remembers arranging to meet Peter, sure, but what’s Chris doing here?

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    14 Jul 2019