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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    After the Drift, Hermann starts having sex dreams.

    Newt's sex dreams.

    That are all about Hermann.

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    12 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Hermann's stressed, and the man on the other end is more than happy to help him relax.

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    22 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    After the recent bought of k-sci budget cuts, Newt is forced to get a little creative with funding.

    Hermann, Newt discovers, has gotten creative too.

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    19 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “With all due respect, sir,” said Hermann, “I fail entirely to see any humor whatsoever in this situation.”
    “Yes,” said Pentecost. “It adds to the effect.”

     

    The world is ending, Hermann Gottlieb is a radio show host, and Newton Geiszler is absolutely convinced it all has something to do with aliens.

    Basically, it's a Pacific Rim Lemon Demon au based on Touch-Tone Telephone what more can you possibly want from me.

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    18 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Aren’t you frightened?” Hermann growls, half in irritation, half in bewilderment.

    The man—who’s named Newton, Hermann learned, by way of quick introduction after Newton unceremoniously barged through his castle doors, deposited a little suitcase on the floor, and tossed his jacket on the coat hook, all the while yelling about the long walk there and how cold it is, the castle has fifty chimneys, how has Hermann not lit a single fireplace—scoffs. “Why should I be?” he says.

     

    (or: a beauty and the beast au where newt doesn't really have the time for fairy tale conventions when there are hot monsters to investigate, there's no talking furniture, and absolutely no one is held prisoner anywhere)

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    16 Dec 2019

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