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    The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.

    This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.

    Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.

    For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.

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    28 Oct 2020

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    THIS! IS! SO! GOOD!

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    As usual, Merlin has utterly failed in keeping a low profile by inadvertently getting himself dragged into a mess of a situation that appears to have something to do with a seemingly unkillable snake man, a toad woman, an order of phoenixes, and a boy named Harry Potter who, he quickly finds, is equally bemused by his current predicament. When he discovers how lost the boy is, he resolves to help him and his friends get rid of this dark lord--as well as their malignant (and worse, ineffectual) new teacher.

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    15 Sep 2020

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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    18 Aug 2020

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    Ron is written so well in this. Could have been a crack fic but is SO FLESHED OUT.

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    Morgana manifests her powers as a child and Arthur learns to be a supportive brother. Now, the duo works behind Uther's back building the family they wanted and protecting those with magic. Because magic isn't the problem. Uther is. (No smut, no slash)

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    28 May 2020

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    crying

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Uther's been having visions, of a Camelot where Magic is free to roam. With these in mind, he seeks out the Leader of the Druids, who finds him an unlikely teacher.

    Emrys

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    28 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh wow i love this so much. i was smiling like a loon. it's so sweet!