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    Richie usually loved holding Eddie. When he was younger, he would take any excuse to put his hands on him. He would pinch his cheeks, sit on his lap, slap his can. There was only ever one time Richie didn’t absolutely love holding Eddie, and that was when Eddie bled out in his arms, a million miles underneath Derry.

    Now, as Richie trudged through the sewers once again, Eddie’s limp but breathing body in his arms, all he could think about was how he was determined not to have a repeat of last time. Through some miracle, Richie had gotten Eddie back, and there was no way in hell he’d ever let him go again.

    (Or, the ultimate fix-it fic.)

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    31 Aug 2021

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    16 Mar 2021

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    with the cutie ocs

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    Richie refuses to let Eddie stay dead. When he says he'll do anything to get Eddie back, he means anything.

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    16 Mar 2021

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    necromancer richie......be still my beating heart

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    He thought he’d hidden these feelings from himself, stowed them away in some dark corner and learned not to think about it. But the second Eddie peeked in from around the corner at the Jade and looked at Richie with those big, limpid pools of Christmas Orphan meets Bambi, and started rambling about gluten and cashews, it all came flooding back into focus. Richie has loved Eddie so long that it’s become an ache that goes beyond reason.

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    16 Mar 2021

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    “Trixie.” Katya sounds upset, her voice breathier than usual, and it makes Trixie’s stomach clench uncomfortably. “Can you call me back when you get home? I’m sorry if I upset you. I...Please, just call me back, okay?”

    The machine beeps.

    “Trixie.” Katya’s voice sounds stronger now and Trixie presses her fingertips together under her chin, can feel the backs of her calves cramping a little at the way she’s crouched over the machine. “Trixie, that was a really shitty thing to do, you know that, don’t you? Don't you, Trix? Just..can you call me back so we can talk about this?”

    Beep.
     
    “Trixie. Trixie, it can’t have taken you this long to drive home. Can you please just call me? This is so stupid, I’m not fighting with you about this, I—”

    Trixie skips to the next message.

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    11 Dec 2017