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    Remus stepped into Sirius’ personal space, leaning down and taking out his holy water doused dagger from his pouch. He placed it flat underneath Sirius’ chin, pushing his head up to look him in the eyes. He hissed as the silver burnt him, red and vicious.

    “What,” he whispered, “are you doing here?”

    Sirius looked pained for a second, and then he blinked, and that stupid, cocky smile lit up his face once more.

    “Wouldn’t you like to know, pretty boy?”

     

    or - Sirius and Remus have been trying to kill each other for eight years, but something always seems to be standing in the way.

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    31 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is literally the best thing in the world oh my GOD. it’s not ok. should not be legal.

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    “So you stole his milk.”

    “I borrowed it.”

    “So you’re going to give it back?”

    Remus took a sip from the mug of tea (with almond milk) that had been residing on the coaster, smacked his lips, and said, with a ridiculous air of casuality for a man who had oh so recently delved into thievery: “Nope.”

     
    or: Sirius and Remus have been divorced co-parents for four years, and they won't stop terrorising each other. Teddy is sixteen, midway through his GCSE's, and... well, he finds it all to be quite exasperating, really.

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    27 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fucking brilliance

  3. Rec 51

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    After being broken up with by his celebrity boyfriend of five years, Sirius Black goes on vacation to escape the misery of his life at home. However, when his ex-boyfriend shows up at the same resort, it feels like nothing will ever go right for Sirius again... until he meets somebody who offers him a whole new perspective.

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall AU.

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    01 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    it’s lunchbucket. and of course i’m a whore for it.

  4. Rec 20

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    Where Its pouring rain outside and the moon is their only secret keeper, Marlene and Dorcas realize that love is all around, red rain boots where stolen and the stars are just made of glitter.

    Title after the song "Why Try to Change Me Now" by fiona apple.

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    18 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    if god hates the gays why do we keep winning

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    Remus Lupin is a successful documentary filmmaker who is assigned to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring Sirius Black - one of the world's most brilliant footballers - as he competes in the European Championship.

    All does not go smoothly.

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    Fair warning: Remus knows nothing about football and neither do I. Also, for the sake of absolute clarity, this is about football in the global sense. I can't call it soccer. I just can't.

    This will not be hugely explicit, but it will be mature. I am an adult. If you are not, or you feel uncomfortable with adult themes, please steer clear.

    I read and love all comments but seem to struggle to reply to them in an acceptable timeframe. Sorry about that.

    Not gonna lie, this one is trope after trope and there is approximately zero original content in here. It's been a long pandemic.

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    14 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    talented brilliant incredible showstopping amazing totally unique never been done before

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