theawkwardgrape



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  1. Rec 57

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    In which the snake of Eden tempts more than just Eve.

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    15 Aug 2019

  2. Rec 4

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    Well. Coin-Barry wasn’t expecting this, it would seem.

    “O—oh, I— um,” he stammers, because this a frankly embarrassing way to re-meet your spouse, especially one who doesn’t remember you. If this gets any more awkward, Barry’s gonna die on the spot, and he can’t imagine how he’ll explain that.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.

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    13 Aug 2019

  4. Rec 27

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    Prompt: Aziraphale is being all "oh please rescue me" in the French prison... but instead of miracling the chains away Crowley is like "ask me nicely." So Aziraphale gives him a nice blowjob.

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    01 Aug 2019

  5. Rec 37

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    In the wake of the Fauxpocalypse, Aziraphale does his utmost to live his best and pettiest life.

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    31 Jul 2019