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    Tim finds himself having, once again, been dragged into the social event of the season. As he slowly dies of boredom and the physical exertion of not rolling his eyes, he bumps into his fellow prisoners brothers and they decide to do something about Bruce’s tendency to trick them into going to these things. More specifically, they decide to cause as much trouble as possible in the hopes that Bruce will just straight up stop inviting them. [cue mission impossible theme]

    “We could call in a bomb threat?”
    “That’s imaginative.”
    “Ok, then we get paintball guns and go to town.”
    “Also unhelpful.”
    “No, wait! That’s actually a good idea!”
    “Really Dick? You don’t think people are going to ask questions if the Waynes start literally hunting socialites for sport?”

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    27 Nov 2021

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    Normally, Bruce tended to skip Parent/Teacher Day at his kids schools. He usually managed to beg off with the excuse that he was busy, which he usually was. It wasn’t that he objected to them really, but Gotham Academy was populated by children of fellow businessmen and women who weren’t shy about trying to get cozy with Bruce at any opportunity. However, Damian’s teachers had expressed some concern over Damian’s behaviour issues at school, and had strongly recommended that he attend.

    Bruce might not have minded so much if the rest of his children had decided to stay home.

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    27 Nov 2021

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    Bruce occasionally communicates in grunts. Duke's not sure how to decipher them. The rest of the family does not have this problem.

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    A magic artifact de-age Dick, Jason, and Tim all down to thirteen years old, with no memories of being older, and now Bruce has four Robins to deal with.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    Dick learns about Tim's home situation and is Not Pleased.

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