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    IDK, porn and stuff.

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    So there's a bunch of reasons why Stiles has been away from Beacon Hills: most noticeably being the time he accused his English teacher Jennifer Blake of being the evil Darach who spent two years sacrificing twelve of Beacon Hill's best.

    But Stiles can't stay away forever from the town that killed both his parents. When he gets a job offer he can't refuse, it's time for him to grow up and apologize for his mistakes. Which just lands him an invitation to Beacon Hills' wedding of the century. Jennifer's wedding. To the werewolf Stiles had a thing with in senior year. To the werewolf Stiles might not exactly be 100% over.

    Still, he's a grown up now and he can handle this thing without causing any trouble. Having sex with the groom repeatedly doesn't count as trouble… does it?

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    05 Oct 2019

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    One of Derek's ex-boyfriends is headed to town and Derek's not feeling inferior at all.
    ...yeah that's a total lie. He needs something to make his life look less pathetic and he thinks maybe a boyfriend would do the trick.
    Derek's willing to let the pack help out… but he draws the line at Stiles becoming his fake boyfriend. No way. Not even if Stiles was the last fake boyfriend on Earth.

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    05 Oct 2019

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    Okay, so, kissing Stiles. That's a weird thing that Derek's doing now. He has no idea where it's even coming from, especially considering bickering and fighting is their usual state of existence.
    And then he does find out where it's coming from: A curse that's making everyone in town kiss someone they have mutual feelings for.
    …yeah, Derek's not even sure why he's surprised by that.

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    05 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    In the aftermath of their final bout with Gerard, things kinda went to shit. Yeah, they won. But Scott had violated some major boundaries. Jackson was still an emotionally constipated douche. Erica and Boyd were missing. In general, everyone was left missing a piece of themselves in one form or another. There was also the fact that there was a literal pack of alphas bearing down on them. Stiles was really getting sick of this shit.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Stiles sees dead people. Yep. Seriously.

    (He’s got this. He’s totally got this. So what if one of them is Derek’s mom?)

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    26 Aug 2019

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