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    Taako remembers... something? Things go very wrong very quickly.

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    I do various Inktober prompts... when the wind moves me...

    – Series place – Prompt – [Prompt number/Prompt year] –

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    A series of letters sent to and from Peter Parker, for various reasons.

    Various texts, emails, and other ways of communication (via post-it notes) concerning Peter Parker and his precious life.

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    Castiel's love confession scene is proving difficult to nail down. SURELY the characters will settle down in the next draft.

    SURELY.

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    16 Jan 2021

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    canon events

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    “Harry,” Hermione began, voice very controlled, but she could feel the blade of panic slicing at her vocal cords. “Why was Draco Malfoy just screaming bloody murder about his,” and the word almost strangled her as she said it, “wife?”

    Harry's green eyes blew wide. Healer Lucas pinched the bridge of her nose, clearly displeased with the recent series of events.

    “He was referring to you, my dear,” she said. “That was the other question you got wrong. Your name is Hermione Jean Granger-Malfoy.”

    Hermione had to be sedated again.

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    13 Jan 2021

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    me reading dramione in the year of our lord 2021? unbelievable

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    In what was supposed to be her first ski trip since the war, Hermione wakes up from an avalanche to find herself back in time. Despite her search to return home to her time, she is forced to relive her last years at Hogwarts and the War that she knows will claim the faces that now haunt her. In Particular, the face of a certain Weasley that she finds herself slowly falling for.

    If you were forced back in time, would you try to save him?

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    12 Jan 2021

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    holy moly

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    07 Jan 2021

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    yeah. yeah.

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    ( “Why’re you studying with Padma—” “—It’s Parvati, Ronald—” “—Parvati, sure. Why’re you studying with her?”

    “He looked tired and there weren’t any other open tables at the time,” Parvati spoke up, sounding rather absent from the conversation. “He’s been good company, until recently.”

    Harry winced. She sounded unimpressed.

    “I just thought you were related,” Ron said blandly and Harry had to physically restrain himself from bringing his head down against the table. For fucks sake, Ron. Hermione’s very obvious pre-rant intake of breath sounded like a fucking gunshot, what with how loud it was.

    “—Ronald! Just because they’re both Indian doesn’t mean—”

    “—We are. We’re first cousins—”

    You could hear a pin drop. Harry’s surprised gaze snapped over to Parvati, who saw his confusion and looked at him like she’d never quite seen him in person before.

    “Beg pardon?” )

    In which Harry realizes that not even he's exempt from how interconnected magical families are.

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    05 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yeah im obsessed incredibly obsessed i literally think this is the most important thing to ever exist