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    Gabriel and Sandalphon like to use Aziraphale to work out pent out frustration and anger, often leaving the Principality bloody, bruised and psychologically scarred.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    "I've not—not personally used this one, no."

    Crowley smiles something wicked, but not in the wicked-bad way. More like the wicked-wonderful way that makes Aziraphale's chest feel full and his lips pull in a returning smile.

    "No? Oh, Angel," Crowley croons, shaking his head slowly. "You've been missing out, then."

    In which Crowley shows Aziraphale how fun a vulva can be.
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    07 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Gabriel knows about Aziraphale and Crowley. And no, he is not the least bit upset. In fact, he is happy to help Aziraphale keep it a secret. But he does charge a price for his silence; he's not that much of an angel.

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    07 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    “What could a demon possibly know that an angel couldn’t?”

    “Why,” the demon cooed right up against his ear, “sssssex, of courssse.”

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    Abandoned in the Garden of Eden, Aziraphale gets a biology lesson from a serpent.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale doesn't usually read non-fiction, but he'd managed to get his hands on some book about snakes. He's a little too caught up in their anatomy, though Crowley does have to press to learn what exactly Aziraphale's been thinking about.

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    Crowley obliges Aziraphale's sudden desire and makes an effort for two cocks.

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    05 Aug 2019