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    Having just relapsed by kissing Penelope Park on her birthday, the absolute last thing Josie Saltzman needs is enchanted mistletoe to start showing up over school with a convenient excuse to kiss people she shouldn't. It's a shame, for her, that it is exactly what has happened.

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    06 Oct 2020

  2. Rec *

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    in which josie is kind of an idiot and penelope is kind of a soft bitch™

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    05 Oct 2020

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    “That bow choker you’re using is super cute. Looks familiar, too,” Penelope grins. She sees Lizzie shoot a questioning look at her sister, which goes blatantly ignored. Josie can’t exactly say that they’ve used that very choker as makeshift handcuffs before, can she?

    Josie takes a deep breath. “I’ve worn it many times before, Penelope,” she replies without turning around, but Penelope sees the clenched fists by her lap.

    “Hmm, you certainly have.”

     

    Penelope, Hope, and Lizzie team up to protect Josie from a secret. Unexpected friendships develop along the way.

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    28 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    "The die have been cast."

    There was no turning back when Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon and there was no turning back when Josie met Penelope.

    As the daughter of the leader of the great Roman Empire, Josie had a role to play. It had been clear her entire life and she had never fought it. However, after meeting one of the captives in the war between Rome and Germania, she begins to realize that some things are more important than duty.

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    Posie AU that takes place in Ancient Rome around the 1st century BCE where Josie is essentially a princess and Penelope is forced to play handmaiden after her people lose a battle against Rome.

    TW: Mentions slavery, rape, war, violence, and death in the context of Ancient Roman society.

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    22 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Soulmate AU where everyone can hear occasional random thoughts from their soulmate.

    Or Penelope Park is a pothead who has some really weird thoughts and her soulmate Josie Saltzman doesn't know what the fuck is going on, but falls for her anyway.

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    20 Sep 2020