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  1. Summary

    The Seven (plus Emma) live on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Josh is the newest addition, but he’s very quickly becoming a part of their ragtag family.

    Stay tuned for found family shenanigans, some will-they-or-won’t they antics, classic sitcom tropes subverted, deconstructed, and played gloriously straight, earnest lessons about the power of friendship, and actually some really sad parts, because between them there are enough dark pasts to make a black hole.

    In other words, it’s a sitcom, guys.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Funny, the things men do when they're desperate.

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    31 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    30 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    “I haven’t seen this in eons,” Charlie says, her voice impressed and nostalgic as she takes it in. “Weird message though. ‘I am not a goat’ seems pretty buggered for whoever was advanced enough to leave this here.”

    “So whoever left this here probably took the ring,” Behrad makes a face at the goat intestines. “You know since I can’t see it and don’t want to go searching through... that.”

     “Right you are, handsome,” John narrows his eyes. “And considering the message, I think I know exactly who and where we can find them.”

     “Wait, you don’t think…” Charlie narrows her eyes, then breaks into a manic grin. “Oh, this is gonna be fun.”

     “Excuse me?” Sara raises her brows. “What exactly is going to be fun?”

     “The devil, luv,” John rubs his hands together, giving a wink. “And LA is always a treat.”

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    Re-write of season 5 where they think Lucifer may have taken a piece of the loom. Hello, time-traveling devil and complicated exorcist relationships!

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    29 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    John's learned how to roll with the punches, if only because life never gave him a choice.

    (A "five times John got beaten up" fic, in which he learns a bit about taking a hit and a lot about the concept of having people to rely on.)

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    28 Oct 2020

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    My name is John Hamish Watson and I am 74 years old and I must wear clean pants every day. No exceptions.

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    27 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of very few fics that has made me cry actual tears. Brutal.