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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    An unfinished paper exploring the possibility of Lan Xichen's involvement in the crimes of Jin Guangyao in CQL, found behind a desk and returned to its author by a friend.

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    21 Aug 2020

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    They meet at one of Jin Zixuan's barbecues, in the fancy house halfway up the coastal hills. Behind Wei Ying's shoulders and bitten-down mouth, sunset is staining the salt flats orange.

    (Or, Lan Zhan loses his battle against sexting, NBA Live, and diner food, but wins the war)

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    20 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    After Zewu-jun mistakenly thinks that Meng Yao is the Nie Sect’s gift, shenanigans ensue in the Cloud Recesses.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    Jin Zixuan: Need I remind you that this group is for orchestra purposes and not for you to have a spat in?
    Nie Huaisang: Technically it IS orchestra purposes. If Jiang Cheng murders Wei Wuxian we have to find a new flute

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    09 Aug 2020

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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    27 Jul 2020