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    “Don’t fuck with me, I’m not in the mood.” Louis’ got the urge to punch him in the face, but he knows deep down that if anything it’ll just add fuel to Harry's innuendo fire.

    “You know I only fuck you, not with you. There’s a difference. It’s slight but still there.” He’s joking, but it’s sincere in a way that only Deadpool could make it. It gives Louis a strange mix of emotions, his body doesn’t know whether to fill with butterflies or to knee Deadpool in the balls again for insinuating them fucking.

    or, Harry is Deadpool and Louis is Spider-Man and they've got way too much history

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    30 Apr 2016

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    Louis’ dare is simple: to find some sad little rich kid stupid enough to fall in love with him, and win him over by the end of the holiday. In every figurative sense. It’s a challenge that Louis is completely confident he can carry out. So when the perfect, pretty little Harry Styles crosses his path with a seemingly endless bank balance and a head full of romanticism, it looks like Louis has found his idiot.

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    18 Apr 2016

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    His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday.

    Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently "not another surly teacher" meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin's trying to get Harry killed at seventeen.

    Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who's really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.

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    15 Apr 2016

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    Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level.

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    06 Apr 2016

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    "Um... What do you mean?" He tries, but Louis sees right through it.

    "C'mon, love, you know what I'm talking about. You told the world that I don't want any kids."

    "Well, you don't," Harry answers moodily. "What's wrong with telling them the truth?"

    Louis sighs wearily. "You made it sound like you do want kids, though."

    "So what if I do?" Harry whispers. His heart is stammering in his chest. He still feels dizzy.

    or, Louis is a famous football player and Harry is his supportive husband who desperately wants to start a family. Louis doesn't want kids because of his career, but fate has other plans in mind.

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    06 Apr 2016