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    “You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”

    Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”

    He never thought-

    Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.

    All this time.

    He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.

    Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.

    Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.

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    Fucked senseless.

    That's what Childe had promised to Zhongli in the heat of the night, still sheltered under the awnings of the port city. The lanterns had shone bright, and Childe felt daring.

    Days later, Childe comes to the realization that maybe… maybe that was a bit too much for their first time. He can’t believe he finally gets the ex-archon into bed with him, and he manages to have the oldest living being in Teyvat crying for his dick. Sheesh. Stroke a guy’s ego, much?

    But ever since that night, it’s been radio silence.

    Days turn to weeks, and although Childe knows they are not joined at the hip, despite what a certain traveler may assume, he cannot help but worry.
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    OR, Zhongli pretends to be sick to hide the fact that Childe managed to knock him up the one time they slept together.

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    Fucked senseless.

    That's what Childe had promised to Zhongli in the heat of the night, still sheltered under the awnings of the port city. The lanterns had shone bright, and Childe felt daring.

    Days later, Childe comes to the realization that maybe… maybe that was a bit too much for their first time. He can’t believe he finally gets the ex-archon into bed with him, and he manages to have the oldest living being in Teyvat crying for his dick. Sheesh. Stroke a guy’s ego, much?

    But ever since that night, it’s been radio silence.

    Days turn to weeks, and although Childe knows they are not joined at the hip, despite what a certain traveler may assume, he cannot help but worry.
    ...
    OR, Zhongli pretends to be sick to hide the fact that Childe managed to knock him up the one time they slept together.

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    Fucked senseless.

    That's what Childe had promised to Zhongli in the heat of the night, still sheltered under the awnings of the port city. The lanterns had shone bright, and Childe felt daring.

    Days later, Childe comes to the realization that maybe… maybe that was a bit too much for their first time. He can’t believe he finally gets the ex-archon into bed with him, and he manages to have the oldest living being in Teyvat crying for his dick. Sheesh. Stroke a guy’s ego, much?

    But ever since that night, it’s been radio silence.

    Days turn to weeks, and although Childe knows they are not joined at the hip, despite what a certain traveler may assume, he cannot help but worry.
    ...
    OR, Zhongli pretends to be sick to hide the fact that Childe managed to knock him up the one time they slept together.

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    “New contract.” Tartaglia would be remiss to pass this opportunity up. Even if the prospect makes him dizzy with desire. “A mutually beneficial affair. I get you to a mind-blowing human orgasm. Perhaps, a few more if we’re both amenable. And if it is satisfactory for you, I get to fuck a god. Or namely, an ex-god. You.”

    In which, Childe is horrified to learn Zhongli has not cum in over a hundred years, and makes it his mission to change that.

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