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    Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

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    10 Jul 2019

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    08 Jul 2019

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    Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

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    07 Jul 2019

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    Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

    When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

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    08 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    excuse me
    *deep breath, leans into microphone*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    *clears throat, leans into microphone again*
    thank you

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    What's that crackling in the walls?
    Harry has no clue at all.
    He'll eat some cake and drink some wine
    Because he is completely FINE.

    --A story about life's disregard for our plans.

    [2017 advent story]

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    09 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yet another incredible showing from the illustrious saras_girl to make you feel warm and cozy about the holidays any time it’s read, even when it’s nowhere near december. five million stars