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    "Robin says that losing virginity is a social construct," says Steve. "I think I got it the second time she walked me through what she meant."

    "She’s right," Eddie says. His eyes are glued to where Steve is pouring a comical amount of lube into his hand, over his fingers. He tries to breathe evenly. "What should we call this instead?"

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    13 Jul 2022

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    “Hold on,” Robin interrupts. “Hold on, is this— are you, like. Do you know what masochism is?”

    “I know like I act like it sometimes, Robin, but I’m not actually fucking twelve,” Steve says.

    OR: Eddie has a black hanky in his back pocket.

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    21 Jun 2022

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    “It’s a baby,” he said, turning to his stunned counterpart. “An actual baby!”

    “Yes, I can see that,” Ed said. He was eyeing the screaming child like it might take Stede’s arm off at any moment. The man had faced down loaded rifles with more aplomb. “Why’d you pick it up, mate? Put it down.”

    “I can’t just put it down, it’s crying! And no wonder.” He looked around the well-appointed nursery but could find no trace of any other occupants. “They just left it here. Who leaves a baby behind? My word, that is just—well, a poor example of parenting, if you ask me.” He rocked the sobbing babe in his arms, his eyes trained on Ed. “We should have the crew pick this house over very thoroughly. Serves them right, abandoning a little baby. I think I saw a silver service in the kitchen; make sure they nab that.”

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    The crew of The Revenge finds a lost infant during one of their bouts of fuckery. Stede and Ed play caretaker for one night.

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    13 Apr 2022

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    Edward emerges from a bath dripping and starkly nude, exclaiming, "Alright, let's do this."

     

     

     

     

    This is a story about trust.

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    13 Apr 2022

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    “The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.

    “Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.

    Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.

    In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”

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