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    Far from home, numb from the loss of his mother, Steve doesn't expect to find satisfaction in repairing the house he grew up in.

    He doesn't expect that his childhood best friend will still live next door, either, or that Bucky will be just as thoughtful and generous as ever.

    He does expect his friends to find a way to meddle, though. They always do.

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    23 Jul 2019

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    Steve's spent his whole life pining for Bucky Barnes. Why should this year be any different?

    A Holiday fic that begins on New Year's Eve and wraps up on Christmas Day.

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    19 Jul 2019

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    “We should fuck.”

    “Whaat?” The word comes bubbling out of Steve, buoyed by his laughter.

    “Why not?” Bucky says, eyes and mouth both smiling. They’re both a little boozy, just getting back to Steve’s from a Met’s game, and flipping through their phones, trying to decide on food.

    “I don’t…Buck!” Steve’s flustered. Of course he’s thought about it, of course. Bucky’s gorgeous, dark hair and pretty eyes, his body long and lithe from years of dance. Steve’s not blind: of course he’s noticed Bucky.

    But they’re best friends. Adding something like sex to their relationship would be like playing with fire.

    Wouldn’t it?

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    19 Jul 2019

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    When lab monkey and definite not superhero Darcy Lewis does something incredibly brave and monumentally stupid, she saves the Avengers and the planet from all out destruction at the hands of Thanos.

    Picking up the pieces afterward is a lot less fun than she imagined. After an experiment to see the full extent of her new abilities, she finds her fate inexplicably tied to Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers.

    Thrown in with the Avengers, she has to figure out where she fits in while navigating the stormy seas of being tied to two of the broodiest soldiers who have ever brooded.

    Stubborn Steve Rogers! Mopey and Angry Bucky Barnes! Badass Powered Darcy Lewis! Cool Older Brother Tony Stark! Multiple mentions of David Bowie! This one's got it all!

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    14 Jul 2019

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    “Why would you do that for a man you don’t know?” Bucky asks.

    Steve raises one slow eyebrow at him, then the other, till his expression turns from skepticism to disbelief. His forefinger and thumb reach into his shirt’s front pocket and draw out a wrinkled dollar bill.

    Steve looks him in the eye when he says, very patiently, “For money, Bucky.”

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    03 Jul 2019