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    Kakashi is the very worst candidate in the history of politics, which means Naruto has no choice but to yield to his latent alcoholism and get hammered. The last time he had gotten this drunk, he had been in college, and after that highly entertaining episode, he had vowed never to get drunk again because so help him, he had a career to think about.

    Said career is in the crapper because Hatake Kakashi, God help the man, is ten pounds of stupid in a five pound bag.

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    17 Dec 2020

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    Originally, Gaara thought the plan - brought to him by a desperate and shaken Naruto on the last holding place of the world's few remaining shinobi - was both insane and impossible.
    No one ever accused Gaara of being sane, nor sensible, so he agreed anyway.
    He hadn't really expected it to work.

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    23 Oct 2020

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    The first thing that Sasuke said to Naruto after four years was, “I knew they would send you.”

    The first thing Naruto says to Sasuke after four years is, “You’re an asshole.”

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    07 Oct 2020

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    Izuku Midoriya used to want to be a hero. It seems a distant dream, now, after everything that he's done—after everything that he's been made to do. But it's still there. It's a dim, flickering flame, burning lower by the day.

    He doesn't have time to concern himself with that though, these days he's too focused on staying alive to think too much about what he can never have.

    Then All Might takes a job teaching at UA, and the universe says hey you know what would be fun? What if we fucked Izuku over even more than we already have? and thus, Izuku ends up in the General Education class of UA with strict instructions to report everything he can, because, thank fucking no one, he just can't catch a goddamn break.

    AKA Hisashi Midoriya is a member of one of the most notorious underground supervillain organizations, and Izuku is being forced to help them (even though, trust him, he'd really rather not). Too bad that they don't predict that Izuku's going to get adopted by half the faculty when they send him to spy on the prestigious hero academy.

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    17 Aug 2020

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    Hawks pauses dramatically, his eyes sweeping across their ranks. “The answer,” he says, “is Todoroki Touya.”

    The League stares at him, the silence so loud it’s practically crackling.

    “Who?” Dabi says.

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    No one has seen Todoroki Touya in the past ten years. Hawks decides that the answer to the League's problems might lie in his miraculous return. Dabi doesn't know much about his past, but he does know it's the worst idea he's ever heard.

    The gang pulls an Anastasia scheme.

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    13 Aug 2020