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    “Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

    Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

    When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

    Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    When Heaven assigns Aziraphale a seduction (in not so many words), his attempts at research only serve to disturb him. So when Crowley offers to personalize his learning experience, Aziraphale jumps at the chance, not realizing how quickly he'll get in over his head.

    Because all that stuff he found disgusting in his research? It turns out it's pretty good when he's doing it with Crowley.

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    11 Feb 2021

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    “Lovely day, isn’t it?” says a friendly, American voice.

    Crowley looks up from his mobile to find someone has joined him on the park bench, where he’s been waiting for Aziraphale to tear himself away from his newly restored bookshop for lunch. She’s an older woman, thin, with a polite smile and halo of curly hair that’s gone grey. Her eyes are very blue, and there’s something vaguely familiar about her, like she’s someone Crowley had seen once a long time ago or maybe in a film he can’t quite recall.

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    09 Feb 2021

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    Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.

    Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.

    In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.

    And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.

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    05 Feb 2021

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    Essa grinned, leaned forward.  “I think that Mr. Fell’s husband is a vampire!”  That pronouncement got immediate and violent reactions from both of her friends. 

    “What?” Rory screeched. 

    At the same time, Sev exclaimed, “That’s not possible!” 

    “Did he try to drink your blood?” Rory asked eagerly, leaning forward onto her hands. 

    “Nah,” Essa replied, not wanting to admit that that hadn't even occurred to her. 

    “Then, what?” Sev demanded.  “Why d’you think he’s a vampire?” 

    “He dresses all in black,” Essa explained with the air of someone very wise generously dispensing their wisdom.  “And everyone knows that only vampires dress all in black.  And he was wearing sunglasses indoors, probably on account of his vampire mind-control powers.  And he was sleeping during the day, which was prolly cuz vampires are nocturnal.  And he has fangs.  Saw ‘em myself.  There’s obviously no other explanation, ‘cept he’s a vampire.”

    [Some of Crowley and Aziraphale's new neighbors get the wrong impression]

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    03 Feb 2021

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