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Punch today in the face



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    666 words long ficlets based on prompts for “dialogue that gets scarier when trapped in a hug”, except it’s not angsty at all.

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    Three emotional discussions Aziraphale and Crowley had regarding holy water.

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    Rumplestiltskin's prophecy was wrong. Emma comes to Storybrooke as a child.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    After spending six thousand years in Aziraphale’s company, the only thing Crowley’s sure of is that he can’t touch the angel without hurting him. Too bad he never bothered asking Aziraphale about it.


    If Crowley could still feel the soft give of rich cloth under his clenched fists, surely Aziraphale could still feel the scorching heat of a demon’s hands on his skin.

    If they made it out of this alive, Crowley decided, if there was anything left of the world afterwards, he’d be damned a second time if he ever put his hands on the angel again.

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    16 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    The Fall wasn’t totally unexpected. Crowley had always asked too many questions, quietly challenging Her great plan, so ending up in sulphur wasn’t something he hadn’t considered.

    It was the landing that came as a surprise.

    He wasn’t a demon, but something less--a shade of his former self, doomed to walk the world with only grief and the memory of love as his companions.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale was desperately searching for his other half. It had been millennia since he'd Fallen, and he couldn’t find his demon anywhere.

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    15 May 2022

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    If you're writing fanfiction for Good Omens, you may find yourself wanting to include footnotes.

    But html can be confusing. What can you do?

    Read this guide to find out!

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    13 May 2022

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    Just less than a year after the Ritz, Aziraphale and Crowley are living together in the South Downs, blissfully happy with their relationship and the shape of their new lives together. Things couldn't be better. So why is Aziraphale suddenly daydreaming about a different kind of relationship altogether?

    “I have an… affliction,” he said, trying very hard not to let the teacup rattle in its saucer. “An illness, you might say. It comes around now and then, and I’m afraid I very much need space and, and quiet to deal with it.”

    “What do you mean, an affliction,” Crowley said, relentlessly. “You’re an angel. You don’t get sick.”

    “I do, in fact,” Aziraphale said testily. “Not very often, and believe me, my dear, I’ve always made certain never to do so around you. But I can assure you that every century or so I come down with… these symptoms, and I know quite well by now what I need to do to recover.”

    “And you want me to leave?” Crowley said. “While you’re vulnerable? Just up and go--”

    “To London, yes. I’ve booked you a nice hotel, plenty of amusements. It really will only be a handful of days, a fortnight at the most, and then things can go back to normal.”

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    12 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Lonely lighthouse keeper Aziraphale Fell becomes father to a lost baby mermaid and falls in love with a pirate. Whoever said the lighthouse service was boring?

    The baby liked to play in the bay most of the day. They caught fish, which Aziraphale cooked for them both. The baby was a surprisingly fast crawler on land, using their arms and wiggling their tail. They liked to be chased. The first time Aziraphale ever heard the baby laugh was when he was jogging after them as they crawled across the lawn. It was a bubbly, cheerful sound that nearly melted Aziraphale’s heart.

    Aziraphale knew he could not keep thinking of them as “the baby.” A name was needed. "Pearl" seemed too obvious, as did "Stormy." That day on the lawn, hearing the baby laugh, Aziraphale picked the name "Blythe," which meant happy. Certainly, he himself had never been happier.

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    11 May 2022