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  1. Rec 11

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    For Draco, getting accepted onto a muggle reality television show for drag queens in the States was the easy part. But with muggles who prize living outside a closet and MACUSA aurors monitoring his every move, can Draco keep his magical identity a secret? More importantly, can he fake his way around enough muggle cultural references to stay in the competition? When was he supposed to learn about Lady Gaga, anyway?

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    27 Oct 2019

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    Fuxking amazing, love the britishisms(?) as a brit, I needed this

  2. Rec *

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    How different Harry Potters would have reacted to the graveyard in Little Hangleton... Yeah, Voldemort's in for a nasty shock. I almost feel sorry for him.
    Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Sherlock!Harry and Flamboyant!Harry

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    09 Oct 2019

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    Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

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    25 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    “No,” Kevin snapped, “Put him in the chair. I can’t get a look at him when he’s on the ground.”

    “That’s funny,” Neil hissed, “I thought you were used to looking down on people. You know, being Kevin fucking Day and all.”

    It was satisfying to hear the sharp inhale that came from the raven haired man, even if the blond shoved his head violently into the ground for it. The world went dark for only a second and pain splattered his senses like paint. By the time Neil had focused again he had been forced into one of the vacated seats and the blond was pointing his weapon impassively in his face.

    “You’re going to shut up,” He said.

    “I don’t suggest becoming a psychic; you’re really bad at it.”

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    aka Neil takes things that aren't his, but that isn't the same as Robbing a Casino no matter how much everyone seems to act like it is.

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    26 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    {***FIC CURRENTLY ON HIATUS UNTIL AUTHOR GETS HIS SHIT TOGETHER***}

     

    It's been two years since Neil left behind his life of running and fear, two years since the Wymack's took him in as their foster child, two years since he began his new life in Palmetto.

    It's been three years since Andrew became an emancipated minor, three years since he discovered his twin brother's and cousin's existence, three years since he started at Bee's Flowers and Apothecary.

    Now the two young men are neighbors on the top floor of the Court Boulevard Suites, with Neil working at the Foxhole Tattoo and Piercing Parlor on the second floor and Andrew at Bee's on the first and their lives are about to change in ways they never could have anticipated.

     

    (Or: my try at the Tattoo Artist/Florist AU with some good Andreil fun)

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    26 Oct 2018