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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    Trying to make it in comedy was easier in concept, even for a bonafide funnyguy, and the pressure from managers to keep his jokes “family friendly” led him down paths he didn’t know were dangerous until he woke up the next morning with a nose bleed and no recollection of the night before.

    Now he’s clean and spends his days explaining the difference between jelly and fruit preserves to women named Linda or Carol. Which is cool. You can never be too gay for a grocery store themed like a pirate ship.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    i love how you (the reader) can feel what Eddie is feeling by the vague signals Richie sees as nothing, as DEFINITELY SOMETHING, because we all know and headcanon Eddie as very eyesemoji about Richie

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Au prompt: Sh** that's my ex, quick! Make out with me!

    Sombraya college AU

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    20 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Zarya catches a mouse and is caught in turn.

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    19 Feb 2021

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    “So, alas,” Richie says, “I must cancel our wonderful annual Christmas Eve dinner plans, Eds, I’m sorry. Know that I would much rather be with you.”

    Eddie hesitates for a brief moment, considering how stupid the words about to come out of his mouth are, but apparently his brain doesn’t care. He just decides to be stupid, with his arms wrapped around Richie’s throat, his heart pounding through their coats against Richie’s back. “I can come with you.”

    Richie stops, looking backwards at him with a furrow between his eyebrows. “You wanna come to Boston?”

    “Well, you were my Christmas plans,” Eddie says.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    A year and a half after Derry, Eddie packs up and makes his way to the second annual losers holiday gathering. Things have been awkward, though, since last year, and he hasn't seen Richie in months.

    Then, due to Bev's interference, Richie and Eddie get stuck in the cabin, alone together, for the first time since last Christmas. And then they get snowed in overnight. Which is fine. It's probably fine. Just because Richie will barely talk to him - it doesn't matter. It's going to be fine.

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    08 Feb 2021