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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get married in Las Vegas. That is planned.

    Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen also get married in Las Vegas. And that one is definitely not planned.

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  3. Summary

    My first headcanon mshenko couple, and the first non-porn fic I've ever written. (Though, to be fair, a lot of it is porn!)

    These were my darlings, created when I was devastated by the ending of ME3 and driven to fanfiction. I wanted Shepard to be the happiest, silliest version of himself possible, to lessen the sadness of all that was lost during the Reaper War.

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    Against all odds, Jiang Wanyin and Lan Xichen fall in love. Yin and yang, tumultuous and calm, they strike a perfect balance.

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    All iterations of my MCU Kink Bingo cards.

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Art for the fic Now Kiss! by Sparkly_Butthole.

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    05 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    What if Lan Xichen was caught by the Wen Army during the Sunshot Campaign? The great Zewu Jun surely wouldn’t be killed, right?

    Of course not.

    Not when he’s so damn pretty…

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    31 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    There’s a pause before Lan Xichen says, in a tone that’s a little more neutral, “I would like to paint on you.”

    “…What?”

    “Of course, if you say ‘yes’ but then change your mind at any point, for any reason, you need only say so and I will stop immediately,” he adds.

    Well, silver lining: Jiang Cheng is feeling much more awake than he was a moment ago.

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    13 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Never?” he asked gently. He’d found he could say many outrageous things as long as he did it gently. “You’ve never had a man—or a woman—between those beautiful legs?”

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    30 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Lan Xichen is gravely injured, and only Jiang Cheng can help. The situation... escalates.

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    29 Dec 2020

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