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    “Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
    “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
    “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”

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    20 Oct 2019

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    "Hey there, ghosts," Midoriya says, "it's me, ya boy."

    The dorms are haunted. Shenanigans ensue.

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    18 Oct 2019

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    The vampire leans in close, expression utterly business-like in its seriousness.

    And the last thing Katsuki remembers is the feeling of a tongue touching the bleeding wound at the juncture of his throat, the feeling of inexplicable anger, the fleeting thought of — this guy is so fucking dead — and then, nothing.

    (or: katsuki is a vampire hunter who, thanks to a series of misfortunate circumstances and his potent werewolf's blood, somehow ends up striking a deal with the most aggravating vampire in existence)

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    10 Oct 2019

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    In Hawks' defense, Todoroki, Endeavor, and Dabi all sound kinda the same.

    Or also, four times Hawks mistakes the Todorokis for each other and gets his wings burned off as a result, and one time, he realizes they might actually be related.

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    30 Sep 2019