6 Works by something_poison in Teen Wolf (TV)

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    It’s silly, and definitely a bad idea because his culinary knowledge is very limited and the only reason he doesn’t stick to just add water meals or microwaveables, is because he has a growing little sister that needs healthy food and doesn’t complain much if something is too overcooked or burnt.

     

    Derek is set to not miss (this time) his chance to ask Stiles out. He turns to the oldest trick in the book to get to a man's heart...and he hopes for the best.

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    Lydia doesn’t have time to deal with idiots. But she does anyway.

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    Derek hears his dorm room neighbor (the annoying one) screaming and, despite his better judgement, he goes over to see what’s going on.

    And there isn’t a second he doesn’t regret making that decision.

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    Derek and Stiles are cuddle-buddies. That’s all.

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    There are hunters in town and they’re after Derek. So naturally, Stiles flips when Derek appears at a school event in broad daylight when he’s supposed to be hiding, goddamnit.

    [Sorta based on this prompt by captain-snark: Sterek fic where stiles panics and does the ‘kiss to disguise from bad guys trying to find them’ and Derek is all ‘what the hell’ but also it was the most intense kiss of his life and neither of them can stop thinking about it.]

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    “Besides, if this was a rom com then that special someone that’ll show me how to love again should be walking into my life right about now.” Because really, three years.

    Stiles spreads his arms wide open and gives him a ‘duh’ look. Derek doesn’t think he’s laughed so hard in a while. “Aw, come on! I can totally fill that role,” he says as he quickly moves to the couch, dropping really close to where Derek is sitting. “I’m the quirky, average looking, good guy. I can totally mend your broken heart.” And Stiles poking at his chest with his index finger is completely unnecessary. Also, ouch.

    “If by quirky you mean annoying and by good guy you mean asshole, sure.”

     

    In which Stiles likes to spend his Saturday mornings after a crappy hook-up (read: all) babbling about his personal struggles to a reluctant, grumpy barista. And Derek’s people skills are just fine.

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