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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    "Oh, thank god.” David tips his drink back and Patrick is almost too distracted by the bob of his adam’s apple to register the blow. “No offense, but you’re not my type.”

    Patrick blinks. “That’s...something you just said. Wow, okay.”

    Or, David and Patrick meet on a blind date.

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  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    “Did your dad say how long he would be gone? Because Patrick has today off and I have no idea how to talk to you.”

    The Roland-spawn squinted up at him, little fingers gripping the green cover of his book tightly. 

    “You’re funny,” Rollie decided.

    “Thank you.”

    Or, how David fills his time post-canon.

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  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Patrick gets a look at David's family dynamics before they got to Schitt's Creek. He's not impressed. But he's protective.

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  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Two viral sensations collided, and the world took notice.

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  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    David has a very small, on-and-off problem. Or he used to. Patrick tries to make the burden a little lighter.

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