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    Five things Jim didn’t know about Bones (and one thing he already did).

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    02 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    If Hannibal's even half as clever as he thinks he is, he'll know what he needs to do. He'll have a plan in place, probably something audacious no one else could pull off, and he'll vanish before anyone's the wiser. He won't let pride or anger get in his way.

    ...right?

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    01 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    There was once, not so long a time ago, a gentleman who was very rich. He had houses in the city and estates in the country, lavish apartments tucked away in more countries than even his accountant was aware of, and even a castle crumbling away in a far-off land he no longer cared to visit. He had all the finest things, attended all the right gatherings and hosted nearly as many himself, a figure of respect and admiration wherever he went. His sole quirk was a penchant for powder blue suits, which unsettled a great many.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    Author William Graham has had a book on the bestseller list for the better part of a decade. He's also a recluse—no interviews, only a rare book signing or lecture. Otherwise, no one knows much about the man beyond the words in his novels and the requisite headshot on every cover. Even the blurb printed underneath his scowling, bespectacled face, framed by a head of messy curls—

    “Oh my God,” said the woman strapped to Hannibal's surgical table, “will you please just kill me already?”

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    Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a thriving psychiatry practice and a not-so-secret obsession; William Graham has an impressive writing career and not a single goddamn clue.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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    16 Apr 2019