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    “Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

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    Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)

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    30 Jan 2019

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    He’s a teenage boy, in way over his head. He’s a college kid, delivering pizzas on a bike that his mom bought for him when he was twelve. He’s a media major, a movie buff, and a total moron who’s madly in love with the snooty heartthrob at the Deli, who always gives him an extra slice of cheese. He’s a trainwreck, a total lovestruck fool, and a hopeless romantic who always says the wrong thing.

    But today, despite everything, his one true goal in life is to tell the cute Deli-guy, loud and clear, “It’s not Lucas, it’s Lance.”

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    18 Apr 2018

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    On his first day at his new High School, Shiro falls head over heels in love with the local beauty, Allura. Unfortunately for him, Allura can only date when her brother Keith does. But since Keith, a hothead and adamant single, has no intentions of ever dating, Shiro and his new friend Pidge devise a brilliant plan to hook him up with the school's most notorious flirt, Lance McClain.

    A 10 Things I Hate About You AU/fusion featuring Angry!Keith, Wild!Lance, Insecure!Shiro, Popular!Allura, Haughty!Lotor, Mischievous!Pidge and CinnamonRoll!Hunk.
    Most of the dialogue stems from the movie itself, but I added some scenes and left some out, depending on how necessary/neglectable they were. I also tweaked some of it to better fit the Voltron LD cast. Hope you enjoy.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    This is the story of two absolute idiots who keep searching for what they've already found.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    “Go to art school, they said,” Keith grumbles, shivering against the cold as he struggles to get through the revolving door with his portfolio, pad and backpack. “It’ll be fun, they said.”

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    17 Apr 2018