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    Zoe: don't do anything stupid

    Connor: like what? like get in on a scheme between me and my awkward next door neighbour where we pretend to date so that we both look less pathetic?

    Zoe: that's oddly specific. Just don't make any bad decisions

    Zoe: don't be that girl at the start of Lethal Weapon

    Connor: that girl at the start of Lethal Weapon wishes she was half as pretty as me

     

     

    (Or, Fake Dating AU 2.0, now with more baked good, drug use, plants, awkward bro blushes, Suspicion™, and kissing. Probably more kissing than necessary.)

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    20 Jun 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Jared loved his mom. He would do anything for her most of the time, but he could not keep indulging her by going out on blind dates with the sons of her friends. He knew she meant well and wanted him to be happy, but this was agonizing. Jared would rather stab his eye out with a fork than have to go on one more ‘our moms think we’re losers who can’t find love’ date.

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    09 Jun 2017

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    See, just a few hours ago in the hallway, Jeremy may have told a little tiny lie to Jake. Just a casual, offhand comment in reply to Jake’s casual, offhand, “Yo, just curious, but have you ever had sex?”

    It’s a question so out of the left field that Jeremy practically has no choice but to answer, “Pfft, yeah, of course.”

    It's all downhill from there.

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    The rumor-filled totally false account of how Jeremy Heere allegedly slept with basically everybody.

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    06 Jun 2017

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    "How do you say ‘I love you’?”

    “Oh, wow, holy shit,” Michael coughs. Is his face warm? It better fucking not be. Pull yourself together, Mell. Breathe. “Where’d this sudden romantic side of you come from?”

    Jeremy, uncharacteristically calm, shrugs. “I figure it could be a nice icebreaker for Christine, or something? I don’t know. It’s stupid, you don’t have to tea—”

    Mahal kita,” Michael says. The things he does for this boy. This boy. “I love you in Tagalog is mahal kita.”

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    The misadventures of Michael Mell, pining best friend extraordinaire.

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    29 May 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Some things Connor finds after moving in;

    One: Alana has absolutely no problem with him coming over in the middle of the night to steal her tea, or rant, or just sit on her tiny balcony and smoke. She even smokes with him, sometimes, if she's on edge.

    Two: The Other Next Door Neighbour™ sings in the shower. And not even normal stuff like the Chainsmokers, or Katy Perry. He sings show tunes, and Connor wouldn't even know if he hadn't gotten really into Cats for a time, and who the fuck doesn't know Memories off by heart? Connor's not some kind of monster (or, he is, but he's not an uncultured one, at least).

     


    (Or the AU where they're next door neighbours and Connor gets locked out of his apartment)

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    27 May 2017

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