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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    After their disastrous trip to America and subsequent trial before the Coven, Baz Pitch is given an ultimatum: live as a mage with parts of you missing, or as one of them - a vampire. Surprising even himself, he makes his choice and doesn't look back, leaving behind the World of Mages to wander overseas. The aftermath is irrevocable, and change is inevitable.

    Five years later, Simon Snow is sent to Prague on a mission by the Coven, to investigate reports of a thriving vampire nightclub...

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    07 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    A mishap with an ancient artifact leaves Baz and Simon magickally bonded together, with no choice but to fulfill the terms of the marriage rite they accidentally initiated. But the completion of the ritual is only the beginning.

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    22 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Simon is a foster kid in London, desperate to get through today, thank you very much. Tomorrows are for people with better luck than him. Baz is a rich Pitch in the tiny town Sandside (as rural as rural can be), whose love for the hometown he hates may be the crux of all of his problems.

    This is a world where magic has moved on.

    Where stars fall from the sky.

    Where time is less a linear progression and more a slow dance.

    And where Simon and Baz start to switch places, which will—inevitably—change everything.

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    22 Mar 2021

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    When Agatha and Dev finally start dating, they decide to trick Simon and Baz into falling in love with each other. All they have to do is convince both of them that the other is in love with them. What could go wrong? It's just a gay Watford Shakespeare fanfic you guys.

    “He pretends to hate Baz so that no one finds out how he really feels,” says Agatha, like she’s reading out loud from my diary and just changing the fucking names. (I don’t keep a diary, except for when I want to mess with Snow. He always reads everything I write, and never suspects it’s a trick. It’s adorable. And infuriating.)
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    “Poor Simon,” sighs Bunce. “Baz is so cruel to him.”
    “I know. No one knows how to get under his skin like Baz does. And all Simon wants is to open up and be loved.”
    I make a stifled sound in my throat. Luckily, they start packing up their things and don’t hear me.
    “Well, maybe I can find a spell to help him get over it,” says Bunce. “Since Baz is only ever going to make him feel like crap.”
    No no no no no—

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    28 Feb 2021

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    Simon got away from the Humdrum at the end of 7th year by teleporting back to Watford—which Simon thought was all well and good, until he started teleporting to Baz over the summer at the most awkward possible times.

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    24 Feb 2021