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    Min Yoongi was a simple guy living the simple lifestyle in university with his relatively normal friends. However, his simple lifestyle wasn't enough to pull him out of his artistic slump, which was dragging him down a dark and lonely path.

    Of course, this is all until one drunken evening and he comes across a beaten kid, and decides to take him in for the evening.

    In his drunken state he didn’t notice the pair of tall, soft black ears that came from the top of the kid’s head, and he certainly wasn’t sure what to do when he woke up next to them the next morning.

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    02 Jul 2017

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    Indeed

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    yoongi [7:58]
    IM READY TO DROP DEAD

    jimin [7:59]
    relatable

    jin [7:59]
    you say that at least three times a week

    namjoon [7:59]
    is this about the guy you keep running into

    tae [8:00]
    what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????

    jin [8:01]
    theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi

    tae [8:01]
    kinky

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    02 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Indeed

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    It was actually kind of funny, because if Taehyung wasn't such an incompetent cook he wouldn't have set his apartment on fire, and if he hadn't set his apartment on fire, he wouldn't have met the love of his fucking life.

    AKA

    Taehyung nearly burns down his apartment and Jeongguk is the firefighter that saves him.

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    02 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Indeed

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    “I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?”

    “Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?”

    In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.

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    09 Apr 2017