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Min Yoongi was a simple guy living the simple lifestyle in university with his relatively normal friends. However, his simple lifestyle wasn't enough to pull him out of his artistic slump, which was dragging him down a dark and lonely path.
Of course, this is all until one drunken evening and he comes across a beaten kid, and decides to take him in for the evening.
In his drunken state he didn’t notice the pair of tall, soft black ears that came from the top of the kid’s head, and he certainly wasn’t sure what to do when he woke up next to them the next morning.
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take me out (the date way or the assassination way) by fruitily
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 May 2017
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yoongi [7:58]
IM READY TO DROP DEADjimin [7:59]
relatablejin [7:59]
you say that at least three times a weeknamjoon [7:59]
is this about the guy you keep running intotae [8:00]
what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????jin [8:01]
theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongitae [8:01]
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It was actually kind of funny, because if Taehyung wasn't such an incompetent cook he wouldn't have set his apartment on fire, and if he hadn't set his apartment on fire, he wouldn't have met the love of his fucking life.
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Taehyung nearly burns down his apartment and Jeongguk is the firefighter that saves him.
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“I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?”
“Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?”
In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.
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