smokeopossum

what if an opossum smoked weed



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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ruby asks Blake for help planning a surprise for Weiss.

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    24 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    31 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Overworked, overstressed Keqing goes to the Jade Chamber to confront Ningguang about an ambiguous line in a recent law. Ningguang is in the middle of her bath, but Keqing would rather not waste time waiting for her to finish. What Keqing doesn't realize is that Ningguang has planned every element of this meeting in advance to lure her into a trap. The legal discussion is quickly upended when Ningguang suggests a way to relieve Keqing's stress—and Keqing finds herself powerless to resist the temptation.

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    13 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Ningguang breathes a cloud of smoke through her nostrils like a dragon, and says airily, "Are we? Friends, I mean?" She puts that bored look on her face again, and with a flourish of her pipe she sets her attention back on reading through some paperwork. It's all a front - they both know that this sort of thing might work on Ningguang's usual clientele, but it doesn't do a single thing to scare Beidou off. "I don't believe I'd have the bad sense to befriend a pirate who stirs up trouble in my territory and never sticks around long enough to clean after herself. Quite frankly, I'd have a better time befriending a stray dog off the street."

    She shoots a pointed glare at Beidou over the top of her papers, before setting them down to mark off and stamp - this time with a deep black ink, meaning corrections ought to be made. Very intimidating.

    Beidou locks eyes with her and smirks. "Woof," she says - a challenge.

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    13 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    i asked for a whiterose prompt because i miss Them, and tumblr user astraskylark bounced into my dms with the cutest fucking prompt i ever did see:

    Ruby finds that whenever she checks out a book from the library, it's been checked out before by a W. Schnee. With every book she chooses, it seems like the same coincidence, but she never did believe in coincidences. Curiouser still, one day she meets someone who's read all of Ruby's books, too.

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    28 Oct 2020

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