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    “Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.”

    “Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?”

    “…”

    “I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.

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    Not everyone is lucky enough to find their soulmate in their lifetime; Wei Wuxian is just unlucky enough to find his. Twice.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    "Because if we learned anything from this morning..." Yunlan's voice was already coming out raw, so he lowered it to a near-whisper to keep it steady. "What we've learned is that you need to get better at staying in bed and letting me enjoy you."

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    29 Jul 2019

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    “The touching, for example. The teasing. The gifts.” Yunlan smiles a little at that. “Do you want me to stop?”

    “No,” Shen Wei whispers, unable to help himself.

    “Okay,” Yunlan says, and his smile could light the entire goddamn city.

    Shen Wei is so fucked.

    (Or, the one where Yunlan asks Shen Wei to be his boyfriend.)

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    29 Jun 2019

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    “You smell like coconuts,” Billy murmurs. “Like the ocean, too.”

     

    He smells like fucking summer and a dream and Billy can't get enough. Not ever.

    Steve shudders, eyes fluttering, focus falling from the TV to everywhere that Billy is pressed. Tilts his head a little, twists to take his weight a little, forgets about everything else.

    Like he was just waiting for Billy to want his attention.

    “That’s probably the sunscreen,” Steve says, bring a hand up to curve at Billy’s nape, thumb dragging back and forth behind his ear, fingers in the short crop of hair at the back of his head; his other squeezing at Billy’s wrist. “And, you know, the ocean.”

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