sleepingmakesmehappy



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    When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.

    He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.

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    19 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Lizzie tells the person on the other end to “just hold on for a moment, please”, turns to Tommy and says, “If I tell you that Moses could have reduced his wanderings in the desert by about forty years if somebody'd had the good sense to just send for a car... would that bloody mean anything to you?”

    Some people are lost, some people aren't and in the end, everyone's annoyed.
    Also, porn.

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    19 May 2019

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    Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."

    (Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

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    21 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Oswald negotiates a tricky situation at Martin's school. Ed helps, kind of.

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    25 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Oswald doesn’t understand why Ed keeps showing up at the Iceberg bringing him coffee. Ivy thinks Ed’s trying to ask him out. But Ivy is obviously deluded at best.

    Several years into the future, Ed and Oswald perform the world’s least effective mating dance.

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    24 Feb 2019