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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Kurt’s jaw drops in horror (or maybe it drops because at least his body knows he should be horrified at the mere suggestion of it) “You’re suggesting I…”
    “Seduce him. Make him fall in love with you. Break his heart on the eve of the game. Render him useless…?” Sebastian shrugs casually, “If that’s what you think it’ll take.”

    Kurt Hummel has a shot at being Captain for the Slytherin Quidditch team if only he agrees to take Hufflepuff's star Keeper out of the picture before the first big game. Of course, what he doesn't know - and would if he'd only watch a film (*any* romantic film, really) - is that it's probably the worst idea anyone has ever had for way too many reasons.
    And as luck would have it, Blaine Anderson has overcome many obstacles in his life, only to come out on top, but one he has never managed to get past...? His completely hopeless crush on Kurt Hummel.

    (Hogwarts Klaine AU)

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    22 Jan 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    For Blaine, dating has never been easy. Time after time, he ends up with sleazy guys who are only interested in one thing: his impressive bank account. When he meets Kurt, however, Blaine decides to ‘play it poor’, with the hopes that someone might actually like him rather than how much money he earns.

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    14 Jan 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Kurt and Blaine are pretty much the definition of soulmates.

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    14 Jan 2020

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  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Kurt has a store cat, a few loyal celebrity clients, and a retail clerk who’s a little terrified of him. He doesn’t want for anything. Until he does.

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    14 Jan 2020

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  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Sex is still really new, and awesome. There aren't words to describe it once they accidentally find Blaine's prostate.

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    13 Jan 2020

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