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    28 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Hmm." Edelgard tilts her head to one side and the other, stretching. The weight of the crown is heavy. "So why have you come? I thought you intended to bathe."

    "Thought about it," Byleth says. "Didn't want to do it alone."

    "Ah." Edelgard peers at her curiously, trying to will the flush from her face. "Is that so."

    "Yes."

    Edelgard's eyes keep lingering in the worst places - the four streaks of red running from Byleth's shoulder to waist, remnants of some violent encounter. The spatters across the side of her face. The way Byleth's tongue darts out, unmannered and uncaring, to clean some blood from her upper lip.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    When the nights were long, and the days were deep, there lived a girl with an appetite so wild that she would not be denied whatever her hunger demanded. A story about Delle Seyah Kendry, and what her people bequeathed her. (Content warning: one gendered slur. No worse than canon, but still.)

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    27 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    A story about damsels, distress, and destruction.

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    27 Sep 2019

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    It had been the third time in a year that Leona had managed to track her down again after Diana’s destruction of the Solari’s inner sanctum—after Leona’s own blaze and immolation and ascent atop the peak of the mountain herself. The third time that Leona had approached her with open hands, open arms, pleading to speak with her one-time lover.

    The third time that Leona’s own reflexes kept Diana’s blade from punching through her armor the instant she appeared.

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    19 Sep 2019