silentwalrus
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“The Cretan embassy’s throwing a party,” Mustang says, tapping a piece of cardstock that looks too fancy to even send through the mail against his palm. “You’re specified.”
“Great,” Ed says, licking sauce off the edge of his hand. “Whassat mean?”
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- Part 12 of caveat emptor
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Roy Mustang is not in love with Ed Elric.
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- Part 11 of caveat emptor
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a reputation unaccompanied by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
13 Dec 2021
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Roy knocks.
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- Part 14 of caveat emptor
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2021
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes
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feet don’t touch the floor by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
03 Dec 2021
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Ed Elric is not in love with Roy Mustang.
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- Part 10 of caveat emptor
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caveat emptor by aetataureate, silentwalrus
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating
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grapefruit cinematic universe by silentwalrus, teacuptaako, tinfigs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Nov 2020
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TERRIBLE ideas by gracelesso, jinlinli, silentwalrus
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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I'm not explaining anything about this.
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fill pages with scribbled ink by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Feb 2021
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A year after the Invasion of Naboo, Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi is invited by Queen Amidala to return to Naboo and participate in a rite known as the Night of Fireflies. Things kind of snowball from there.
Bookmarked by silentwalrus
08 Jan 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
From: C001-0872940 [Obi-Wan Kenobi]
To: N927-9450211 [Sabé Tsabin]I will bring white robes and a plant. Please inform me of any prohibitions against specific invasive species.
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From: N927-9450211 [Sabé Tsabin]
To: C001-0872940 [Obi-Wan Kenobi]You have BEEN to Naboo, haven’t you? Nothing is invasive here, the tlickweed just eats it.
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saturnalia by Nonymos for gracelesso, tinfigs
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
08 Jan 2022
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Among the soldiers gathering to hear his victory speech was a very young man in an officer’s coat, staring at him. It was remarkable, the staring: no one else was even trying to meet his eyes.
Bookmarked by silentwalrus
08 Jan 2022
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teeth in the throat like a DOG
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fill the tub up halfway by Nonymos for silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Dec 2021
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I am cursed, thought Ed, to run into Mustang whenever I arrive in Central.
Bookmarked by silentwalrus
31 Dec 2021
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This time it felt like drinking ink: inadvisable, not even that great-tasting, yet so thoroughly intoxicating he felt it color his tongue and eyes and brain.
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ART and Murderbot wanted to spend more time together, so they do. They spend it watching media in ways humans and augmented humans don't understand, and aren't capable of.
Having real feelings about fake things together is one thing.
Having real feelings about real things (like each other) and being expected to talk about them (with each other) is something very else.Bookmarked by silentwalrus
27 Dec 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I also wondered since ART could alter my features as much as it already had, if it could also just have them removed entirely. The only thing stopping me from asking where its medical suite’s Remove Face button is located was imagining what ART might replace mine with.