silentwalrus



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    Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    23 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So why struggle? He can never see the point. He is the one holding the sword.

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    17 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I. Am. An. Elf!!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    23 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    There was a pause. Then Mustang said, “Why did you get turned on?”

    This was precisely the question Ed had hoped to avoid; or it would have been, except that Mustang had clearly asked only to distract Ed from his left hand groping across the coffee table for his wrist. Ed wasn’t one to miss the opportunity of a lifetime and slapped him right across the face, which also did wonders for his nerves.

    “Pull yourself together,” he said with probably too much glee.

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Things go wrong, killing Voldemort. But Kreacher knows how to make them right again.

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    14 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "I wish I'd died in my crib," Harry Potter says.

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Today Edward was bored, so he invented flame alchemy again,” Roy says, picking at an unraveling seam on his pants.

    He’s at the shooting range with Riza, and he wasn’t planning on telling her like that, but he figures it’s as good a moment as any. Actually, he might have accidentally picked the best moment for it—the fact that she’s doing something she loves might soften the blow, and if it doesn’t, she already has a gun in her hand and maybe she’ll finally just shoot them both.

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    26 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HE ATE IT