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    Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating

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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Ling needs somewhere to stay, Lan Fan knows just the person with an apartment too big for their own good.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    “Oh I’m absolutely keeping you now,” Greed breathes against Ed’s lips, squeezing him tighter with a hand underneath Ed’s ass.

    Snarling, Ed opens his mouth to reply, but the groan from his stomach interrupts him.

    Greed leans back and stares down at Ed’s stomach. He prods it with a finger. “Can you not fucking interrupt this tender moment?”

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    I squirmed, pinned between him and the counter. "It’s not – look, I don’t run to schedule, okay?" I said. "Don’t – I’m not easy."

    "You don’t say." Okay, that much sarcasm was uncalled for.

    "I mean it," I said doggedly. "I’m not one of those ‘insert coin, pull lever’ girls."

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    17 Sep 2020

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    So then my very mobster sorta boyfriend staged a military offensive against my clitoris, and I was tempted to garrote him with a tight-stretched condom (pre-lubricated and ribbed-for-her-pleasure, naturally).

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Diamonds, dates, doughnuts, and details.

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    10 Sep 2020

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    Rusty, however, could locate any Krispy Kreme in a twenty mile radius, and Danny suspected that Baskin-Robbins circulated Rusty's sketch on free scoop night as a precautionary measure.

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    He makes a noise that definitely isn’t a word, and probably wouldn’t be even if he wasn’t saying it directly into his pillow. He might have survived the night, but judging by the taste in his mouth and lack of speech, his tongue did not.

    The hand shoves him. “Sir. You’re lying on my bra.”

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    08 Sep 2020

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    One final foolish attempt to force the hose to reach tugs one of its attachments off the tap with a pop, where a stream of scalding water pours onto Roy’s foot even as the hose shoots him in the face with unadulterated cold. He leaps back, dropping the hose and yanking the shower curtain, which makes an alarming grinding sound and shifts about an inch downwards. He gets out of the tub before he can tear the place to shreds, and stands shivering on the bath mat. Tentatively, he pushes the curtain back. Nothing falls on his head. Encouraged, he keeps going. The hose rears up at him like a mad snake and chokes water all over the bathroom.

     

    Roy turns both taps off, sits clammily on the mat, and wishes very much that he could go back to sleep.

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Bringing revolution to the proletariat is simple. In the Warring Clan Era... I mean, it's obviously revolutionary. It's a revolution, what do you expect?

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    30 Jul 2020

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    “I’m Healer Yui.” She smiled, gentle. “How can I help you?”

    “Overthrow the bourgeoisie,” Akari said. “Unless you’re the bourgeoisie, in which case I have some bad fucking news for you.”