sifshadowheart
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After being alive for thousands of years, Kurama thought that he’d seen the depths of humanity’s idiocy long before he ever was forced into bondage at the hands of an idealistic idiot and his seal-master of a wife.
Given the current situation surrounding his latest jailor clearly he’d been wrong.
Considering how high that bar was before the latest clusterfuck he was witness to while bound and contained inside an insignificant human – fleshies, he’d never understand how they functioned with all their oozing and shedding and blech, give him good clean chakra any day – it was almost impressive.
Almost.
If the reason for their current idiocy wasn’t something as fucking idiotic as human politics and as ridiculous as taking wrongful revenge on an innocent human-kit, that was.
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Kurama is done with humans, his vessel clearly wasn't being taken care of, and Naruto ends up raised away from Konoha by a skulk of spirit foxes and one very grumpy fox bijuu who has issues with intermittent bouts of rage against humans in general and idiotic seal masters in particular.
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Harder Choices by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Doom (2005)
11 Oct 2019
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Post-Avalon Seven A/U...a.k.a. This is what happens when plot-bunnies start mating and multiplying.
Hadrian saves Earth...at a cost.
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- Part 2 of The Empire of Avalon
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Racing Towards Devastation by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
06 Oct 2019
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Harry was finally, months after being tossed eighty-five years into the past, starting to settle into his new life and routine.
Too bad that just as things were starting to settle for him personally, events started to kick-up globally that he knew were only ticking down to the outbreak of war, leaving him scrambling to do everything he reasonably could think of to try and mitigate the damage - even if it meant taking steps that a year ago he never would've considered let alone predicted.
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- Part 2 of Off the Path
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A Single Step by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
30 Sep 2019
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step..."
Here are some of the steps from the Off the Path series/universe that didn't make it into the main fics. Outtakes, snippets, and alternate scenes/endings from all of the stories in the Off the Path series.
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- Part 3 of Off the Path
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Broken Blade by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Sep 2019
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Grieving and alone, Harry had an unexpected visitor - with a most unexpected offer. Slash with Mpreg
Redone version of my work "Silence and the Soul"
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- Part 2 of Champion of the Valar
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Off the Path by sifshadowheart
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2019
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Harry by now should know better than to touch things that he'd been assured were harmless.
Too bad that circumstances aligned to give him no other choice, resulting in him and his godson being tossed back nearly a century into the past leaving him with a significant choice to make: did he keep his head down and try and avoid changing the future?
Or did he take a very deliberate step off of the pre-worn path and see if a few changes - just here or there - could create a better future for everyone, including him.
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Champion of the Valar by sifshadowheart
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Sep 2019
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How to Train Your Godling by sifshadowheart
Fandom: Fast and the Furious Series, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Kate Daniels - Ilona Andrews, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), The Abyss Series - Raythe Reign, The Chronicles of Riddick Series
23 Sep 2018
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Three part series set in the Lucifer 'verse: Unsteady; Approach, Appear; and Fight When You Feel Like Flying.
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Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.
Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.
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12 Oct 2019
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Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing.
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07 Oct 2019
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Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more.
(The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.)
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06 Oct 2019
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To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this ‘human’ thing, but given that he’s 30 years back in time with catastrophes to prevent and a blond brat to save, he’ll have to figure things out on the fly. Luckily, living with Naruto's been good for his ability to improvise, if nothing else.
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- Part 1 of reverse
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06 Oct 2019
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Not wanting to think on it took much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.
The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”
“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.
He looked extremely displeased.
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02 Oct 2019