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    “All right, if you insist on pressing this issue,” Lan Qiren said, scowling. “We’ll have a new rule. Xichen, you can date . . . when your brother does.”

    “What?” Lan Xichen sputtered.

    “What?” Lan Wangji demanded.

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    24 Aug 2021

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    Wen Qing ✓ @qingwenn
    Listen, kids. You might think you know everything there is to know about yourself but you really don’t. Be willing to grow and learn from your mistakes. Yes this is about the fact that I once dated a man and am now married to a woman.

    wei ying ✓ @wei_wifi
    @qingwenn are u saying that dating jiang cheng was a mistake

    Wen Qing ✓ @qingwenn
    @wei_wifi This is, in fact, exactly what I’m saying.

    Jiang Wanyin ✓ @JiangCheng
    @qingwenn What the fuck, dude

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    12 Aug 2021

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    “Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

    Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

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    11 Jul 2021

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    "He likes when Wangji is smug, it's a little game they play: Wangji is the thoroughbred who matches his belt to his shoes and uses starch, Wei Ying is the trash-eating disaster who once got bedbugs from a couch he dragged in off the curb. Wangji's brand of bitchy good taste is especially irresistible to Wei Ying, who is drawn to it like a moth to a flame, or like Yuan's sticky hands to a clean shirt."

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    Rising young musician Lan Zhan and underpaid babysitter Wei Ying fall for each other hard.

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    08 Jul 2021

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    In which Jimin goes home with a stranger he meets at a party, and Namjoon really needs to replace his printer ink cartridge. (Written for the 'One night stand' square on my @btspwpbingo card.)
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    04 Jun 2021